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#Read Plese don’t look at this for your own sanity, health, and survival. JESSE X BIG CHUNGUS

DISCLAIMER: These characters are not owned by me, though I wish they were. Minecraft Story Mode was created by Telltale Games and Minecraft is owned by either Microsoft or Mojang but I don’t really know what’s going on, My Little Pony is created by Hasbro Studios or Allspark I guess, Looney Tunes is owned by Warner Bros and the Big Chungus song was created by Endigo, and God knows where the other characters came from

CHAPTER ONE

It was a beautiful sunset, it looked like this

Jesse and Chungus were sitting in the grass, staring at the rising sun, quite like Squidward and SpongeBob in that one episode except there was no brick wall between them, just grass and air.

“Chungus..” Jesse said, then trailed off. “I’ve known you for so long, a-and I need to say this now, or I never will. I.. I love you.”

Big Chungus turned around and looked Jesse in the eyes. “I love you too, Jesse. I love everything about you. Your *cough cough* muscles, your work, Beacontown, how you defeated the Wither Storm. I’d be the happiest Chungus on Earth(the Overworld) if you decided to spend the rest of your life with me.”

Jesse’s eyes filled with tears; it was a very emotional moment for both of them. “I would love to spend the rest of my emo life with you too, Chungus.” The two of them held hands, and that’s how Chapter One ends.

CHAPTER TWO

Jesse and Chungus made their way back to Beacontown with All Star playing from Chungus’s huge radio. They got back to the treehouse in a timely fashion.

As soon as they came back, Lukas jumped out of the treehouse. “Jesse! Where were you? There’s creepers in the basement!”

“Basement? We have a basement?” Jesse asked, dumbfounded.

“Yeah.. me and you built it a few weeks ago! Seems like Axel didn’t do a good job guarding it,” Lukas muttered sulkily. He peered past Jesse at Chungus. “Who in the name of Notch is this?”

“Oh, I’m glad you asked! This is my boyfriend, Big Chungus,” Jesse informed him excitedly.

“Your boyfriend? I thought you were dating the Amulet!” Lukas exclaimed.

Jesse scratched his neck(NECK? WHAT NECK SUGAR?) and sweat nervously, avoiding Chungus’s glare. “Yeah, uhm, about that. The Amulet didn’t like that I was using it, so it broke up with me.”

“Sure, okay bro,” Lukas said. “Whatever. We have to go fight those creepers now!”

“Creeper? Awh man,” said Jesse. “I hate creepers.” Chungus said nothing during their conversation, instead stared at Lukas with murder in his eyes.

“I don’t care! We have to go, Petra is waiting for us.” Lukas shoved Jesse’s enchanted command block sword into his hands and ran off towards the basement.

Jesse stared at the sword, then looked up to Chungus. “You stay here. I need to fight the bad creepers.” He ran off after Lukas.

CHAPTER THREE

In the basement, there was an infestation of creepers swarming around. Petra was trying to fight them off with Miss Butter.

“Stop them! They’re going to explode all of Lukas’s chests filled with torches! I don’t want my PC to explode playing in this world again!” Petra yelled at them.

“Don’t be so dramatic.” Jesse swung his sword at the creepers and they all died instantly.

“Thank you, Senpai,” said Chungus, appearing out of nowhere.

“Big Chungus! I told you to stay back,” said Jesse. “You could have gotten yourself killed!”

Petra rolled her eyes, and Chungus glared at her. “And who is this?” he growled in his odd voice.

“This is my very best friend in the whole wide world, Petra,” said Jesse. When Chungus looked at him funny, Jesse added quickly, “Heh. Except for you, of course.”

“Eh. I don’t care, but eh, mkay, cool-“ Chungus stomped out of the basement. “What’s for dinner?”

“I made, uhm, microwavable mac and cheese,” said Lukas.

“What? Mac and cheese? What are you, a barbarian? We can’t have mac and cheese with a guest over,” Jesse yelled.

“I’m sorry! I didn’t know we were going to have guests. Besides, you always told me my mac and cheese was amazing,” Lukas said sheepishly.

“When did I ever say that? Your cooking sucks. In fact, you didn’t even cook that! You just picked it up from the supermarket,” Jesse grumbled. Lukas looked downcast, and Petra told him, “Well, I think your food tastes great.”

“No one cares about what you think, Petra.” Jesse walked out of the basement. “Let’s get that mac and cheese.”

They walked over to the treehouse, where Olivia was working on a sticky piston. “Oh, hi Jesse! And uhm.. hi Chungus.”

Chungus grunted in response and tried to open the door, but ended up ripping it from its hinges.

“What the Herobrine?” Petra yelled at him. “I just got that door!”

“Hey, hey, let’s think about it reasonably,” Jesse said calmly. “Now that the door is gone, it will take way less time to get into the house. That time can be spent improving your life. Or Miss Butter.”

Petra glared at him. “Sure, if you say so, Jesse. I don’t know why Chungus couldn’t have just opened the door like a normal person.”

Chungus walked into the doorway, barely fitting. “I’M READY FOR DINNER!”

CHAPTER FOUR

They were all eating their mac and cheese in silence, with Chungus occassionally burping and farting.

“So, uhm, how did you two meet?” asked Olivia, trying to break the silence.

“I dunno. Stuff. Maybe,” said Chungus.

“Chungus! We met at the furry convention, remember?” Jesse exclaimed.

“What furry convention? Oh,” Chungus said, and silence returned.

“I always knew you were a furry, Jesse,” Lukas said.

“There’s nothing wrong with being a furry! I’m proud of it. Arf arf!” Jesse retorted.

“I’m going to work on the command block,” said Olivia suddenly. “Thanks for the macaroni, Lukas.”

“Yeah, I have to work on the Formidi-Bomb, goodbye,” said Axel, and got up and left. :(

Jesse cleared his throat and said, “Lukas, Petra, if you don’t mind, me and Chungus need alone time. You can go kiss or whatever.”

“No, this guy is suspicious,” said Lukas. “We’re staying here.”

“Lukas! Don’t be so rude,” Jesse exclaimed.

Chungus grunted and shoved a huge spoonful of macaroni into his mouth.

“No, no, Lukas is right,” Petra butted in. “And he’s gross. Personally you could do better, Jesse.”

“I don’t need you noobs interfering in my love life! You don’t even know how to drink a bucket of milk, you idiot,” Jesse said, angerliylililyilily. “You slowed down the entire plot for the sake of Wither! If you weren’t there things would have gone 10x faster!”

“Hey, don’t be rude to my girlfriend,” said Lukas. “It’s not her fault that the people at Telltale are noobs at Minecraft. What I would say is if I was the main character things would be way better! I hate having a furry as a friend. I don’t want to catch the furry!”

Jesse threw his macaroni at Lukas. “You’re mad that you’re an Omega and not an Alpha, and that you aren’t dating Big Chungus! Oh yeah, also Petra doesn’t like you, she only likes Miss Butter.”

“YOU TAKE THAT BACK!” Lukas screamed, and woke up Spots.

Chungus farted happily. (Why did I write this)

“NO! Let’s go, Chungus. I don’t hang out with noobs. I’m moving to Champion City. Petra, take good care of Reuben’s memorial for me.” Jesse grabbed Big Chungus and ran off into the sunset on Chalice’s Tesla.

CHAPTER FIVE

The next day, Petra found Jesse and Chungus sleeping in the grass, with bugs crawling all over them.

“What in the name of Notch are you doing?” she demanded, waking Jesse up. “You said you were moving to Champion City! Why are you sleeping in the back yard?”

“Bruh, I would rather like, stab my eye out than move into Stella’s city,” said Jesse. “Anyway don’t talk to me. I’m still mad at you.”

“Jeez, okay. I’m going back inside,” Petra said, and started walking away. Jesse grabbed onto Miss Butter and exclaimed, “Wait! Don’t go. I want to be friends again.”

“Oh, really,” Petra grumbled.

“Yes really! I miss our old times, when we were fighting the Wither Storm, and you had cancer. I even miss Lukas!”

“Stop freaking out, this happens every week,” Petra muttered. “Fine, I’ll go tell Lukas you’re sorry. He’ll probably forgive you. Again.”

“No, I have to do this myself. Like a man,” Jesse said, and walked past her. She followed him into the house, and they left Big Chungus snoring on the grass.

“Lukas!” Jesse yelled. “I have something to tell you.”

Lukas walked down the stairs. (Ignore the logic and ignore this is a treehouse) “What is it,” he groaned.

“I’m sorry. About calling your food disgusting, and throwing it at you. And… I’m sorry I called you an Omega. You’re a Beta,” Jesse told him earnestly.

“Gee, thanks,” said Lukas dryly.

“Whew! That was really hard. I can’t believe I had to say sorry to Lukas,” Jesse whispered loudly to Petra.

“I can still hear you,” Lukas told him.

“Whoopsie, anyway want to go to the grocery store? We can pick up roast beef so we don’t have to eat your disgusting macaroni again.” Jesse walked out the door without waiting for an answer.

“We better go with him. I don’t know what he would do if he went alone,” Petra said.

Just then, Big Chungus stomped into the house, and stomped right back out again as soon as he saw Jesse wasn’t there.

“Let’s go. This Big Chungus guy is very suspicious,” said Lukas. They both followed Jesse and Chungus to the local supermarket.

It was a peaceful day at Bargin-Mart, and literally no one was there because it sucked. The only person there was Gabriel, who owned the store. He had given up his life of killing things and settled down in Beacontown.

“Hi Jesse!” Gabriel exclaimed. “Uhm.. and hi Chungus.”

“We’re here too,” Lukas pointed out, but Gabriel ignored him. “What may I get you today?” Gabriel asked.

Chungus immediately grabbed Miss Butter from Petra and used it to decapitate Gabriel. “That’s what you get for talking to Jesse. Only I talk to Jesse.”

“CHUNGUS! YOU KILLED GABRIEL!!!?” Lukas screamed at him. Petra grabbed Miss Butter back and held it up to Chungus.

“Woah woah woah, calm down!” Jesse jumped between Miss Butter and Big Chungus. “I’m sure we can talk this through.”

“Talk this through? Talk this through??? What do you mean we can talk this through? Your boyfriend just killed Gabriel!” Petra exclaimed.

“I’m sure Gabriel wouldn’t have minded. He wouldn’t have wanted us to fight,” said Jesse.

While the th ree of them argued, Big Chungus walked over to one of the aisles and picked up a bottle of soda. He popped the cap off and started drinking from the container.

Lukas turned around and stared at him in horror. “STOP! You have to pay for that!”

“How can I pay, if Gabriel is dead?” Chungus replied calmly and continued drinking.

“Yeah, Chungus has a point, Lukas,” Jesse said while nodding. “There is no way Chungus can pay for the drink when Gabriel is dead.”

“Well, yeah, because he killed him!” Petra yelled.

Chungus dropped the drink(still half full, or empty? up to debate) and it splashed all over the ground. “Don’t talk to Jesse like that, unless you want to be the next one killed.”

“You don’t scare me! I have Miss Butter!” Petra waved her sword at him.

“Erm, what the sigma?” said Radar, poofing into existence.

“Radar? What are you doing in this shack of a store?” Jesse asked.

“Erm, shopping. Erm, what are you doing?” Radar replied.

“I am bringing this up to the rest of the group! We can’t have a murderer in Beacontown,” Lukas declared.

“Lukas, no! Please don’t end the good times me and Big Chungus had together!” Jesse pleaded.

“Big Chungus has to go! He has caused enough trouble! Ripping off doors, stealing soda, and killing Gabriel! Now where am I gonna get my macaroni?” Lukas stormed out of the store. “Come on, Petra. We cannot be associated with these beasts.”

cHaPtEr sIx

(I don’t know how to end chapters at all)

While Chungus stomped back to the treehouse with Jesse, all he could think of was murdering Lukas. How dare Lukas try to get in the way of Chungus and Jesse’s relationship? Petra was annoying too, but especially Lukas. Killing Petra and throwing her sword into lava would have to wait. Chungus knew he could easily sit on Lukas and suffocate him, but he didn’t know how to get to that point. He would have to get lucky and throw a rock at his head, and hope it broke his skull.

When they finally got back, Lukas was yelling at the rest of the Order about Chungus. “And now he’s killed Gabriel! Absolutely unacceptable. I can’t believe these are the kind of people Jesse spends his time with. Oh, look, he’s here now!”

Chungus looked around the room, but there were no rocks in sight. The Xbox controller would have to do. Chungus picked it up and yeeted it at Lukas.

Chungus missed by a long shot, but Lukas and the rest looked horrified. “SEE! NOW HE TRIED TO KILL ME!” Lukas screamed.

“Bro, chill. It was just a joke- I can’t believe this generation is so soft,” Chungus said while picking up the other controller to yeet.

“Jesse! Stop him!” Olivia cried out.

“What can I do man, like..” Jesse plopped down on the couch as Chungus threw the second controller at Lukas. He missed again, and became so full of rage that he let out a primal screech and leapt at Lukas. He landed hard and started slapping Lukas in the face.

The rest of the Order jumped into the fight(except Jesse, of course) and started beating up Big Chungus. Petra stabbed him with Miss Butter, Axel hit him in the back of the head with a shovel, and Olivia threw redstone dust into his eyes. Jesse turned on a movie at full blast and the 20th Century Fox intro started.

Suddenly in the middle of the chaos, the door flew open and Ivor jumped into the room. “I got pizza!” he yelled, but was instantly pulled into the cartoony cloud of dust.

Finally Jesse turned off the TV and started screaming at them. “Stop the ruckus, will you? Some people are trying to watch a movie here!”

“I’m sorry, Jesse,” Big Chungus said, getting up and shaking off the others. “It’s not my fault these lunatics started attacking me like pre-evolved orangutans.”

“AUDIBLE GASP! Lukas, I told you to stop messing with Chungus!” Jesse exclaimed.

“You cannot be serious! Did you not see him yeet that controller; TWO CONTROLLERS, ACTUALLY, at me, and then start punching me in the face!?” Lukas demanded, rubbing his sore face.

“Lukas, as your friend, I’m going to be completely honest with you. You’re being super annoying right now. I’m literally trying to be the sensible one and offering you a chance to apologize to Chungus, but your ego won’t let you, and this is exactly why I never wanted to be your friend in the first place! I only talked to you because Petra told me to. Now, let me watch the Emoji Movie in peace!” Jesse turned back around and unpaused the movie. (Idc if Fox didn’t make the Emoji Movie stop being a nerd)

Lukas narrowed his eyes at Chungus (who btw was still heavily bleeding from the wound Petra gave him) and decided, that this meant war.

Chapter Seven

That night, Lukas held a secret meeting in the caves, to get rid of Big Chungus. All of the Order was there(and Ivor) except for Jesse, and…. Chungus.

“People, people! Settle down,” Lukas commanded, even though the cave was silent. He cleared his throat and waited a few moments for an extra dramatic effect. “… There is an imposter, among us.”

Everyone in the cave gasped.

“This imposter has already turned Jesse into a nincompoop, killed Gabriel, and almost ripped off my face,” Lukas continued.

“What?? Gabriel is dead?” Ivor exclaimed. “You didn’t tell me this! Now most of the Order of the Stone is dead.”

“Yeah, Gabriel died. That’s sad, but what’s more sad is that Jesse’s ally killed him!” Lukas slammed his fist onto the stone table. “We are not idiots, we will not just sit around and wait for the same fate to apply to us! Even though we are merely supporting characters—and come on, everyone knows Olivia is just a plot device—we can use our free will to change this story. Jesse isn’t the only one in control anymore!”

He expected everyone to cheer, but the cave was still silent. Ivor was almost in tears, but no, that can’t be. Only sissies cry >:(

“So, how do we kill him?” Petra spoke up.

“I have an idea! Let’s blow him up with Ta Un Ta!” suggested Axel.

“That is a terrible idea. Let’s kill him with redstone >:D!” Olivia protested. (This is a dumb idea but they have to fight)

“No…” Ivor said slowly. “Jesse can’t know about this. He has to think Chungus died of natural causes.”

“Oh, I know! How about I take Miss Butter and… bam! Bam! Pow, pow! No more Big Chungus,” said Petra excitedly.

“No, how about this. I’ll put poison in his soda, and he’ll drink it! I have practice, don’t worry. That’s how I got rid of Aiden,” Lukas said.

“Wow, Lukas.. That’s morbid, even for Big Chungus,” Petra said.

“Oh, so ripping him to pieces isn’t?” Lukas retorted, but Ivor broke in. “No, you’re all wrong and stupid. I’ll do this. I will catch him alone, and throw him into the pool and drown him. Then, I’ll tell Jesse he slipped and had an accident. Drugging his food would be too obvious, even for a braindead organism like Jesse.”

“Okay then,” said Lukas. “You can go drown Chungus, problem solved! YIPPIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.”

Chapter Eight

The apocalpyse is beginning.

After the meeting, the Order returned to the treehouse to sleep, and Ivor went back to his house in the caves. (Petra sold him her old house in exchange for 5 diamonds. Make better deals) They had expanded the treehouse to give everyone a room, but when Chungus had came, there hadn’t been an extra room for him. Lukas had offered him a place on the couch, but Chungus had refused and instead taken Lukas’s room. Lukas didn’t want to imagine what Chungus was doing to his room while he was sleeping on the couch. He was also kind of afraid that Chungus would attempt to kill him in the middle of the night, but he tried not to worry about it.

The rest of the night was very uneventful, and they only had baked beans because they couldn’t buy stuff from Gabriel’s supermarket anymore. Beans and orange juice turned out to be a horrible combination, and the beans were expired so everyone was sick for the rest of the night. Except for Chungus. Chungus never gets sick. He is immune to poison.

In the morning Jesse decided that everyone needed to go on a family road trip, mainly so everyone could get used to Big Chungus.

“Guys! I have an idea,” Jesse announced. “We’re going to go on a road trip!”

“What? Why?” Axel demanded.

“It will be funny! Plus everyone loves road trips,” Jesse said.

“No..” Lukas whispered. “You stoopid.” If they went on a road trip, Ivor wouldn’t be able to kill Big Chungus! Lukas’s plan was falling apart.

“Besides, there’s no use not going. I already booked rooms(or just one room) at the Worst Hotel Ever Known to Mankind!” Jesse informed them.

Lukas felt like his life was falling apart. This… this can’t be happening! No one who had gone to the Worst Hotel Ever Known to Mankind(aka WHEKTM) had even come out alive! Actually they hadn’t come out dead either! The bodies had never been found.

He could tell by the way his teammates reacted that they shared his thoughts, but no one dared argue with Jesse. That was never very good for your health, especially with Big Chungus in the room.

“Alright now! Pack your bags! We don’t have all day,” Jesse ordered. Everyone scurried off to their rooms.

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They were in the car, driving to the WHEKTM, FlickerBlue-Gaming style. It might have been fun if Moto Moto’s distant relative wasn’t in the car. They drove in silence for most of the way there, until Axel finally said, “Hey, Lukas, ask me what you should do if you break your leg in two different places.”

“Uhm, okay, what should I do if I break my leg in two different places?” Lukas asked.

“Never go to either of those two places again!” Axel said, and then laughed at his own joke.

“Haha, that’s a great one, Axel,” Lukas said, but Jesse stared at the road in silence as he drove. “This is stupid,” Jesse finally said. “We need music.” He turned on the All Star radio and continued driving.

(Also I need to know what this car looks like, since 6 people are in it)

Anyway I’m sick of writing this so they magically arrive at the WHEKTM. Lukas was shaking in his boots, terrified. It was in a horrible condition; all the outer walls were stained and dirty, and there was a single letter lit up in the neon sign. Every other letter had been turned off.

“You know what… I’m not an Omega,” Lukas said suddenly, and turned to Jesse. “I know I’m a supporting character, but you have gone too far! It’s time for the real Alpha male to rule.”

“Lukas! No! What are you doing?!” Jesse backed up against the wall.

“What should have been done a long time ago!” Lukas grabbed the Amulet from Jesse’s pocket and held it up. “Now, I’m the leader of the Order of the Stone!”

Jesse’s eyes were consumed with flames. He jumped on top of Lukas and started punching him. They both started fistfighting.

This should have attracted attention, but this was normal for the WHEKTM. What wasn’t normal was..

“Wait! Jesse! Chungus is gone,” Petra broke in.

Jesse jumped off of Lukas immediately. (Oh my god the amount of time it’s taking to write this is insane) “WHAT??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN CHUNGUS IS GONE?” Without waiting for an answer, he ran to the side of the hotel. The rest of the group followed him, and they stared in horror at the pool.

The pool was filthy, and the water was red. Chungus’s decapitated body floated in the water, with an axe in it.

“No..” Jesse cried out, dropping to his knees. “BIG CHUNGUS!!!”

Chapter Nine

Chapter Ten

All stories, no matter how great, come to an end. Except for this one. Be prepared for deep My Little Pony lore upcoming. And even though Chungus is dead, so this fanfic shouldn’t continue because it’s Jesse x Chungus, it’s not important and logic no longer exists.

On the way home from the WHEKTM, Jesse was in hysterics and yelling at Lukas. Obviously the fight to be the alpha male had ended, but now Jesse suspected that Lukas had murdered Big Chungus. But the others talked him out of it, because there was no way Lukas had killed Chungus because he had been with Jesse the whole time. What really had happened, though none of them knew, was that Ivor had became a stowaway in the trunk, and killed Chungus with an axe once they had arrived. After that, he ran back to his home back in Beacontown.

When they got back, Petra realized that it was only a matter of time before Jesse found out who had really murdered Big Chungus(because he’s smart now okay). So she packed her bags and decided to leave. She told Lukas that she was going to pay Lluna and Stella a visit at Champion City, and she hoped she would come back in maybe a year. That was not the case.

Petra took nothing but her bags and Miss Butter, and left in 2 days. She took a plane to Jade Mountain because planes exist now. At Jade Mountain, she learned of the dragonet prophecy, and found all of the eggs herself. She decided to raise them in a cave for maybe a few months until a better dragon came, and then she’d go back to Beacontown with Lukas. Unfortunately, no one ever came, so she had to take care of the dragonets herself for 6 years. More Petra lore later but now stuff is happening back at Beacontown.

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In Beacontown, things were chaos. Without Petra, creepers had infested the mines and old buildings. Radar had sadly been killed from a creeper attack because he couldn’t fend for himself. Later, Axel and Olivia were unalived by mysterious causes. (This is explained later dw) So now Lukas and Jesse were the only ones living in the treehouse. Shippers, you’re welcome.

Jack had also died, for reasons to be explained later. YIPPIE!! Lluna died of rabies, and Jesse had accidently stabbed out Stella’s eye at one of their meetings. Their alliance had been called off after that. So basically, Beacontown would never be the same again. ANYWAY BACK TO PETRA LORE

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Six long years had passed and the useless dragonets had done nothing. Petra had tried to train them, telling them that one day they would have to face creepers. None of them believed her. The only good thing was that Miss Butter had found a Mr. Butter :)

Yeah anyway one day Petra was training the dragonets when suddenly Shrek jumped into the cave. “GIVE ME MY DRAGONETS!” he screamed. “Especially the MudWing! He needs to go back to the swamp.”

“You don’t have to do this, Shrek,” Petra said, shielding herself and the dragonets with Miss and Mr. Butter. “Take me, but leave the dragonets.”

“I don’t want you,” Shrek roared. “I want Clay!!!”

Petra tried to fight off Shrek, but she was out of practice. Six years of only fighting RainWings does that to a person. Eventually she had no choice but to flee, hoping the dragonets would be able to escape Shrek. She fled across the ocean to Beacontown and vowed to come back with an army.

At Beacontown, things were a disaster. The once beautiful town had descended into madness, and it was clear no one had tended to the buildings for years. It was a sad sight, but Petra didn’t have time for that. Her target was the treehouse.

The treehouse was in horrible shape. The trunk was dryrot, and the leaves were all wilted. Apparently no one had bothered to replace the door that Chungus had torn out. The only glamorous area was Big Chungus’s grave, which was blooming with flowers, and there sat Jesse.

“Jesse!” Petra called, but Jesse ignored her, staring at Chungus’s grave. Extremely rude if you ask me. But, Petra needed help and she couldn’t be rude to her one ally.

“Jesse, please,” she begged. “I need the Order’s help.”

Jesse turned around, looking like a zombie. “What do you want? Olivia and Axel are dea-unalived.”

“What??? What happened to them?” Petra demanded.

“Same as Chungus. They were decapitated with an axe.” Jesse sighed and turned dramatically to the sunset.

“Oh no,” Petra whispered. “Ivor.”

“What??” Jesse stood up.

“Uhm. Nothing.”

“Omg, wait. PETRA?? IS THAT YOU?” Suddenly Jesse was excited. “I’ve waited so long! I’m so glad you’re back. Beacontown has become a dumpster fire.” He started jumping up and down like Pinkie Pie. “I really need your help.”

“No.. Wait, Jesse, listen. I can’t help. I have duties to attend to, and dragons I need to take care of,” Petra insisted.

“What? No, Petra, you have to stay. I need your help to figure out who killed Big Chungus, and also Axel and Olivia. I’ve dedicated my life to it.”

“Uhm.. it was Lukas. I saw him, and I only lied because he was my boyfriend, but that’s not important right now,” Petra said. She didn’t want to tell Jesse about Ivor, because who knew what brainrot Ivor was watching.

Jesse’s eyes filled with rage. “Lukas. I should have known.” He picked up a stick, and snapped it in half. Jesse only had one target. Lukas.

He ran into the house at Sonic speed and realized there was only one way to do this. Lukas was sitting at the table, eating macaroni. His eyes widened in surprise when he saw Petra walk in the door(even though Chungus destroyed the door but whatever). “Petra!”

Jesse looked around, and then grabbed Lukas’s epic journal that recorded all of the Order’s journeys over the years. He had spent over 10 years working on it, and it still wasn’t done. In a fit of rage, Jesse yeeted it at Lukas. He missed, and the book landed in the fireplace. Lukas’s jaw dropped to the floor in disbelief.

“… I spent 10 years working on that. And now it’s up in flames,” Lukas cried out with tears in his eyes. “You’re going to regret that!” He jumped out of his chair towards Jesse.

“Who cares about an old book? You killed Big Chungus!” Jesse yelled.

“Bro, I didn’t kill Chungus! And that was six years ago! I thought we had something special.” Lukas’s eyes were also filled with rage. But none of Jesse’s important belongings were in the room, so instead he picked up the chair and prepared to throw.

“Stop! Don’t do this,” Jesse yelled at him. “For the last seven years I have been working on a new monster, the Ender Storm. I will summon it if you throw that chair!” He held up a pure black egg speckled with bright purple. It may seem like a regular Ender Dragon egg, but inside was a disgusting NightWing/Ender Dragon hybrid.

“That’s just a pathetic dragon! And if you summon it, it will most likely destroy Beacontown,” Lukas pointed out.

“That’s where you’re wrong. Ever since the death of the Wither Storm, I’ve kept the command block in my room, under my bed. It’s a miracle that no one else found out about it, until someone did. Luckily for us, we didn’t need Jack anyway,” Jesse said. “Anyways, if I implant the command block inside the Ender Dragon, it will turn into an Ender Storm. And it will obey my every command.”

Lukas realized with fear that there was no stopping Jesse. His only hope was the chair. He picked it up, and threw it with all his might. Jesse dodged and threw the egg onto the ground, letting it hatch.

The chair hit the wall with a loud noise, and a small chicken crawled out of the egg. “What??” Jesse demanded. He spat on the egg and smeared it around, until the crusted paint melted, revealing normal chicken eggshells.

“Looks like someone took your precious baby Ender Dragon,” sneered Lukas.

“But.. but this can’t be! There was only one other person…” Jesse’s voice trailed off as he turned around. Petra was running away into the sunset, holding the egg.

“Lukas, you are forgiven. Petra probably lied about you killing Chungus. Come on!” Jesse grabbed Lukas by the shirt and they ran towards Chalice’s Tesla.

They drove at full speed to where Petra was running, and finally caught up to her. Jesse jumped out of the Tesla and pinned Petra to the ground. “Give me the egg!”


“I can’t,” Petra said. “It’s the last dragonet of destiny. I have to—I have to take it to Jade Mountain.”

“You’re not taking that egg anywhere.” Jesse grabbed the egg from Petra. “I thought I could trust you. But no. You were probably the one who killed Chungus after all!”

“Wait, that’s what this is about?” Lukas said, confused. “Oh, I didn’t kill him. And neither did Petra. It was Ivor.”

Jesse paused, almost dropping the egg. “Ivor. I should have known. Well, okay. Let’s go pay Ivor a visit.”

Chapter Eleven

Even from the outside, Ivor’s house stank of Discord moderator. The lawn was a disaster; all the grass had wilted and turned yellow/black, and weeds had taken over. All the curtains were shut tight, and the mailbox was hanging off, about to fall. There were about ten My Little Pony stickers all over the mailbox, and it was full to the brim with letters.

Lukas nervously knocked at the door, but after a mintue of waiting, Jesse kicked the door down. “Drastic times call for drastic measures,” he said when Lukas and Petra glared at him.

Inside, the smell tripled. The living room was covered in filth and rubbish. The moldings and bottoms of the walls were caked in some kind of goo. All the lights were off, except for the T.V., which was on and streaming My Little Pony. Ivor was asleep on the floor next to the couch, a torn blanket and a half-eaten pizza on his stomach.

We need a backstory time. Please be patient.

Chapter Eleven and a Half:

Ivor’s Backstory

Ivor’s emo backstory

Chapter Twelve

Jesse was completely engulfed in rage. How DARE Ivor kill his one true love and then run off to watch My Little Pony? He picked up a Fluttershy figurine and tossed it at the T.V. It cracked, and static spread across the screen. A blinding flash of light illuminated the room, and that was when they saw all the clumsy drawings of Pinkie Pie scribbled on the walls.

This woke Ivor up. He jumped to his feet, only to see Jesse, Petra, and Lukas standing in his house, and the T.V. cracked.

“Petra? You’re back?” Ivor said, backing away. “What are you doing in my house?”

“You killed Big Chungus.” Jesse picked up another figurine—Rarity this time—and snapped off one of the legs. “You monster.”

“Rarity!” Ivor yelled, but the figurine was already broken. “Chungus….?? Oh yeah, the fat bunny man. Jesse, that was six years ago. I thought you and Lukas were dating now?”

“It doesn’t matter if it was eons ago! Murder is inexcusable,” Jesse screamed, preparing to break another figurine. “Chungus was special. I knew it when I first saw him, we were made for each other. And you ruined that. Also, I’m not dating Lukas, no matter what the shippers say. That would be gay.”

“Jesse,” Ivor said, walking over and placing his hands on Jesse’s shoulders. Jesse shook him off with disgust. “You have to move on from Chungus. I know he was important, but he killed Gabriel and was planning to kill Lukas.”

“Chungus would never do such a thing,” Jesse insisted. “You must have got confused. You should have just given Chungus a chance.” His face hardened. “But you didn’t. That’s why this is necessary.” He unrolled a bracelet from under his sleeve and pressed a big red button on it.

“W-what are you doing?” Ivor demanded, grabbing the nearest Pinkie Pie plushie.

“What should have been done a long time ago,” Jesse said, quoting Lukas from six years ago. “Goodbye, Brony.” As he said those words, a giant creature charged through the door, knocking Lukas and Petra over. It was huge, with shining skin dripping with some kind of bright neon acid.

Ivor stared at it in horror. Then he closed his eyes. “Tell Pinkie Pie I love her,” he said, and the creature clawed out his throat. Even after he was clearly dead, it continued clawing and clawing until Ivor was nothing but a bloody mess on the ground.

“Jesse-what..” Lukas murmured.

“We did it!” Jesse said. “I spent the last six years trying to avenge Chungus. I should have known it was that brony. Now, Chungus’s spirit can rest in peace.”

Lukas and Petra both looked horrified. “Well, Chungus is avenged. No need for the egg anymore,” Petra said finally. “Give it to me, please. You would save so many dragons.”

“No, I still need it,” Jesse protested, and they both started fighting.

During this, the creature continued destroying what was left of Ivor’s body. More backstory time.

Chapter Twelve and a Half:

Killer’s Backstory

Chapter Thirteen

Jesse and Petra were still… quarrelling… over who would own the Ender Storm egg. Petra needed it to fufill the prophecy, and then she would give it back. Jesse argued that she might betray them like before, and besides, he was the leader of the Order and deserved all the treasure. Especially stuff he found himself. Lukas was trying to break the fight up but no one was listening to him.

While they were fighting, Killer finished demolishing Ivor’s body and turned to face them. Slowly it growled and walked toward Jesse. 
Jesse turned around. “Uh oh. Uhm, good boy, don’t bite me!”

Without hesitation, Killer jumped at him. Jesse dodged just in time, and Killer hit the wall, sending cracks through it. “We have to go!” Jesse yelled, grabbing Lukas by the shirt again and dragging him out of the room. (this will be a recurring theme so get used to it. also my space key is failing me right now)

Jesse and Lukas stumbled out of Ivor’s disgusting house with Petra on their heels. Jesse was confused and terrifed, why in the everlasting name of sigma was Killer turning against him? He couldn’t fathom why it would. Jesse had been a great owner/parent!

“This beast is indestructible,” Jesse panted as they were running to their treasury to find weapons. “It can’t be killed. I doubt weapons will do anything.”

“Don’t be rude! Miss Butter can do anything she puts her mind to,” snapped Petra.

As they entered the treasury, Petra was shocked by how similar it was to it from 6 years ago. It was almost exactly the same, except for the extra dust. The treasure still glowed in the sunlight that spread through the windows… the windows… oh no. Killer could see them through the windows! They had lost it because it was a slow idiot but it was going to catch up.

As they sorted through the chests, Petra saw a picture of the Order standing together on the wall. - She remembered that Axel and Olivia had diet. :( Let’s have a moment of silence.

“Lukas,” she asked nervously, “Who else died?”

“A few thousand,” Lukas said. “Uhm.. Radar, Luna, Magnus. Axel and Olivia. And Jack.”